Eastherıa Chronıcles:The 3 Kıngdoms of Han

Chapter 1: Oath ın Peach Garden
Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei:Although we were born on different days, we hope to die in the same hour of the same day of the same year. On our very souls, we pledge that this will be true. Super Best Friends now? out of my house. A bunch of rebels are running around causing trouble, and you need to make something of yourself, so go kill them all. Don’t come back until your house is bigger than mine. We’re going to go end the Yellow Turban Rebellion! time. I suppose your mother gave us everything we need to start a war? Liu Bei: Hmmm...looks like all we have is three Flails, two Robes, and a Dagger. That sounds like enough. Let’s go save the Han! Fei: ....... What’s the matter, guys? Guan Yu: Look, we’re not going to be saving anything if that’s all we’ve got. I mean, to even stand a chance, we’d need a wealthy merchant willing to spend all their money on soldiers and a couple of bottom-of- the-barrel officers with nothing to lose. merchant willing to spend all my money on soldiers! Ren:Hi! We’re a couple of bottom-of-the-barrel officers with nothing to lose! After some shopping and equipping, the brothers and their ragtag army leave town to march to Xuzhou. When suddenly...
 * Liu Bei,
 * Zhang Fei:So, do this make us
 * Liu Bei’s Mom:Alright you punks, get
 * Liu Bei:Hey guys, guess what?
 * Guan Yu:That sounds like a good
 * Guan Yu and Zhang
 * Liu Bei:
 * Zhang Shi Ping:Hi! I’m a wealthy
 * Song Yong and Song
 * Liu Bei:You were saying?
 * Guan Yu:I hate you so much.

Chapter 1.2
attack you now. Prepare to die. already. I’m sure we’ll never see these guys again. Liu Bei and co. slowly defeat some of the Rebel Forces. way to do this? Like, I dunno, some kind of all- out attack? Ren:You mean something that would make the battles go by quicker? No such thing. Liu Bei and his army reach Xuzhou, and proceed to steal everything from people’s houses that could possibly be used. One of these people actually speaks to Liu Bei. stealing my stuff? fight the Yellow Turbans. Want to join our army? living anyway. Liu Bei goes to meet Tao Qian, the ruler of Xuzhou. want to defeat the Yellow Turbans. I have tried for many years to do so, but I fear I am becoming too old. have only been around for a few months or so. you manage to defeat them, I will give you my castle. You’re just an old man. What’s stopping us from killing you right now and taking the castle ourselves? Er...because, then you would not be fufilling the fate of new Emperor. important. We should do what he says. haven’t explained anything. You can’t just say random things like that and expect-- guards after you. Liu Bei’s army marches north to liberate Qingzhou from the Yellow Turbans.
 * Rebel Force:Hey, we’re going to
 * Zhang Fei:Oh great, enemies
 * Liu Bei:Isn’t there a faster
 * Song Yong and Song
 * Mi Zhe:Is there a reason you’re
 * Liu Bei:We need it in order to
 * Mi Zhe:Oh sure, I was tired of
 * Tao Qian:Ah, Liu Bei. I hear you
 * Liu Bei:But the Yellow Turbans
 * Tao Qian:....quiet, you. Anyway, if
 * Zhang Fei:
 * Tao Qian:
 * Liu Bei:Ooh, that sounds
 * Zhang Fei:Wait, what? No. You
 * Tao Qian:Or I could just send the
 * Guan Yu:That works for me.